My Pome Today

I wanna write like Paula
Because she's one brill honey
I wanna write like Roy
Because he's seriously funny

I wanna write like Jenny
Because she's freakin' hilarious
I wanna write like Asia
Because she's melancholy vocabularious

I also wanna write like Jen
Because she gets it done
And write like Peggy and Kos (Jeff)
Who have way too much fun

Or write like Dawn whose sarcasm
(Though not her bod!) is hefty
Or write like archer even though
His genius is all lefty

But I can only write like me
And me is way too serious
I look at what I wrote and think
I must have been delirious

But better to write like I have writ
Than try too hard to not
Cuz what I've writ is writ by me
And me is all I've got

So if this page comes off as sad
Or too nutjob political
Remember that deep down inside
I'm really happy wittical

And all those arguments you see
In endless comment streams
Are foam und drang upon my sea
Of art, and love, and dreams