For your safety, there is a strict No Food & Drink Policy enforced in the labThe only reason I can think that would be for my safety is that if I violate it the lab manager will throw something heavy at my head.
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Lab Safety Rule
For lab access I need to take a couple pointless classes as well as understand the safety rules.
6 comments:
Carpeted floor?
It's probably to stop you reaching for your latte and picking up a beaker of that stuff that turns you into a monster.
Of course you know that's really what happened at the SF Zoo. Tatiana was a scapetigger.
Hello? Banana peel?
Actually, my company has more safety rules than your company. Come to me with your stories when you get a list of 10 RULES FOR DESCENDING STAIRS. Or, HOW TO REMOVE A STAPLE. Of course the latter depends a lot on where the staple is--thumb, forehead, etc.
It's all fun and games until a fight breaks out over the Fritos.
I'm a bit late with the congrats on the new job, but I still mean it.
I'll bet there aren't any people in the lab who know how to perform the Heimlich Maneuver if you were to choke on a Milk Dud or something.
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