Monday, March 24, 2008

McCain Says We Are Winning

What he really meant was, we've pulled this raw sea snail out of its shell and now we have to eat it. Never mind that it smells like fertilizer and looks like a badly polished turd. Everyone is watching, and the white guy has to put it all in his mouth, and chew it, and swallow it, and smile.

Thank God for beer.

5 comments:

Paula said...

Ew ew EW ew!

tgov said...

***GAG***

(followed by anaphilactic shock - or at least a reasonable facsimilie - to make my hosts feel terrible about goading me into it)

msb said...

He's a man that knows about punishment. Wants to punish us all.

msb said...

What? Money can't by hipness? Rats

Ookami Snow said...

Mmm snails... i don't know if i could eat one of those.

however fish eggs taste good, so... what the heck.