Jett

Okay, as usual, my job today is as a sort of high-tech fireman, and I got emergencies and shit to deal with, but before I run off to the weight room and work off with sweat and screams my frustration with the idiots who run this division -- advice: If you're going to start a business that drives and depends on product development, fucking hire managers who have some experience, common sense and instinct related to product development, not a network of "IT professionals", whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean -- I feel for absolutely no reason at all like posting the fact that Joan Jett is über-hot and always has been. Let me count the ways.

She don't give a damn about her bad reputation. And she hasn't since wa-a-ay before Courtney Lovehole came along. Courtney's an insane crazy bitch and I respect that, but Joan was a rock and roller first and forevermore. She's a punk and a riot grrrl and a cherry bomb and doesn't do implants or any of that other fake b.s. and she's left-handed too. She's also a Democrat and a Vegan but hell, no one's perfect. She's a sports fan too and supports the US Armed Forces and does USO.

There. That was pointless, but inspired by fellow war-mongering rock-babe-fan Asbestos Dust and his tribute to Janis Joplin. Now I have to go scream and sweat, because I catch a plane at six in the freaking morning to spend the rest of the week solving technical problems of someone else's making in Boca Raton, of all the places to go in July, and all that sitting around and processed food and expensed beer makes my ass get soft.