Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Wipe that salvia off your face

Yet another fairly harmless herb is about to get proper governmental treatment, i.e. outlawed. We can't have people enjoying themselves!
The fear is that salvia seems to be appealing to a growing group of young people, drawn to the drug by the fact that it's legal and natural. (SFGate)
There's no surer logic than that. But wait, there's more!
The main concern of opponents to the drug is what people might do while they're hallucinating -- get in a car, for example, or react violently to their surroundings. (ibid.)
Good thinking! It's for this reason we outlawed alcohol, and leaving the house after having a fight with your spouse. I feel so much safer now that those are illeg--

Wait, sorry, not yet. Forgot it's still only 2007. Those other things, and a lot more besides, will get their turn later.

7 comments:

O' Tim said...

For real, dude, your Magic 8-Ball was all a mess.

Have they made morning glory seeds illegal yet?

Anonymous said...

I've never even heard of this stuff. I 've lost touch with the underground......

Harry said...

Oh...wow, Man.

Farrrr out....

A Dust said...

Never heard of it. Seems damned unlikely that a high-end hallucinogen could have gone so long with so little notice. Prolly a load. I took some nearly a half hour ago, and I don't geellshsiatgkdv..akj. ۻڞک۞
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Sal said...

I was talking with a doc recently, lamenting that I haven't been able to justify breaking laws to get the demon weed for decades now.

... She answered, "It gives me a rash and makes me itch."

Well, I thought, better that I just can't find myself willing to risk the consequences of breaking the damn laws than that I break into itchy rashes (should the laws ever be changed so that the demon weed is legal).

Man, I wish those proscribed drugs were legal again.

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