Friday, July 10, 2009

Shameless Disgusting Sexist Post

So I'm reading The Register and there's something about "RIP tennis gal's DD jubs" so I go there and lo and behold there's yet another unbelievably sexy European tennis star (nothing against Americans, Venus and Serena Williams are über-hot) and all the boys are lamenting her decision to get a breast reduction. Saith she:
“I do not believe that physical appearance has an effect on performance, so I help with anything in the sport. My mind bust when for me to go and even if the land would not be sporting, I would have felt very good. Inconvenience me, it’s very hard with them. It’s a weight in addition to confound me speed response. I can not go on very well. Shoot me down. Nothing in life is not like me even though sport was not all I was doing surgery.” - SportsbyBrooks
More power to her, I say. Simona Halep has better control over her body than most and if it helps her career to have flesh and blood sucked out where other women are paying big bucks to get silicone stuffed in, then yay her. I will not join the swelling chorus of tennis fans worldwide who are wailing and pouting over the suddenly reduced value of their large hi-density TV screens. Instead, as a statement of respect for her discipline and self-determination, let us ponder with appropriate sobriety the beauty of completely unsexualized female athleticism.

 


Bonus shot: Serena utilizes her awesome service form.

6 comments:

msb said...

boy howdy

SereneBabe said...

know what's funny? I'm reading this, looking at this, and I'm laughing a lot. It wasn't until I finished reading/looking that I noticed the title.

this doesn't strike me as sexist for some reason...? It's funny. And I'll tell you right now, I know sexism. Objectification, maybe? Isn't that different, though?

And, with something(s) so *notable,* and... well... it was funny.

Don said...

Yeah, I wrote the title first this time, not knowing where I'd go with it. Truly, if I may be serious for a moment, I am opposed to sexualization and objectification and think the alleged tennis fans who lament Simona's operation are a bunch of wankers who need another pass through the teen years. But at the same time I truly do appreciate me a fine set of hooters, ho my god.

Jodie Kash said...

You ol' pervert. Or is that prevert?

Don said...

Dirty old man and pervert ain't the same thing. Is they?

tgov said...

these photos made me cringe in empathy (well, except for Serena's, which made me wish that I, too, were designed like a sculpture of sexy steel)