Sunday, October 21, 2007

A Placeholder Post while I Deal with Other Things

David Rochester has come up with a wonderful term, for a pride of lions of the domestic variety: a condescension of cats.

We have but one cat. She lives outside, and sleeps under bushes or atop piles of bags of potting soil, or way up on furniture stored in the garage if she can sneak in. She meows affectionately and likes rough handling when getting her pettings and scritches. But she’s an only cat and is not part of a condescension. Doesn’t seem to have much of it either. As a kitten she took a ride in the dryer that nearly killed her and was sort of weird and loopy for several years afterwards, but is now a gentle attention hound and a good mouser and birder and lizarder and in some ways treats us almost as equals. I wonder if the knowledge that she would surely die if she tried to sneak a nap in the house has something to do with it.

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The blogging I would do is far more self-revealing, far more self-examining, open about doubts, dreams, questions. Some of the most interesting people reveal their inner lives online and the world is richer for it. From the feedback and interaction they receive, I think they are richer for it too. Sometimes I very much want to use blogging as a tool for that sort of interaction. It would serve as a means to balance my relentless private journaling and my lack of a meaningful social life. Sort of a third leg to my dysfunctional little tripod. But I can't, for reasons that other circumstances prevent changing, and it’s just as well.

I mean, some of those revealing blogs enrich the world, but I don’t mean to imply they all do. Most do not and should just as well shut down and save some virtual trees. Not referring to any I link to, needless to say. But I can see mine going there.

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Airport codes are a plenty useful shorthand. My home port is SMF. For business, I go to PDX most often. I’m particularly fond of SFO. Recently I had the privilege to go in and out of MXP. When the three letters roll off the tongue in a reasonably euphonious manner it makes for a nice clear alternative (MXP in particular, since Milan has two airports and Malpensa is in fact twice as far out of Milan as the town I was working in, making any other way to explain things clumsy by comparison). But now and then, a designation is given that just SUX. (Might have to get the t-shirt.)

That last link included perchance an ad for Northwest Airlines (I don’t suppose they paid a promotional placement fee to Hitchcock for that movie). Forgive me but every time I see a big old plane with NWA on the side I start giggling and think, “They ain’t just with attitude, they got they own airline!” (The supersensitive closet racists can slam me now.)

10 comments:

Dr Zen said...

My problem is being revealing but not interesting. Oh well.

Don said...

I tried for neither, happy to say.

O' Tim said...

I think you are overly self-deprecating, Don. But perhaps you revel in this milquetoastian fantasy of yours.

I have a hard time getting to all the blogs I like as often as I'd like. This is one of them. Seeing your icon and the words that accompany it in other blog's comments is always good.

Teacake said...

I still have nightmares about ORD.

I have no words of wisdom for your blogging conflict. Well hell, I have no words of wisdom of any kind, I shun the stuff. Wisdom that is. Not words, obviously.

A "condescension of cats" is brilliant.

Anonymous said...

I still can't figure blogging out, but I think it's cool that the little verbal gateway between my two brain hemispheres, or whatever, has eeked open.

Or at least I think it has.

Actually, "pride of lions" is pretty damn cool. How about "a grovel of hamsters?"

-R

Joe the Troll said...

"Virtual Trees"

Good one there, too.

Steve T. said...

Hm. Re airport codes: The code for the Louis Armstrong International Airport serving New Orleans is MSY. It was previously known as Moisant Field, and the code comes from Moisant Stock Yards, which is what the land was before it was bought in the 40s to build an airport.

So who was Moisant? He was an early aviator, a daredevil, who died on December 31, 1910 while trying to land. A gust of wind threw his Blériot monoplane around and he fell out. The crash site was named in his honor, first as a stockyard, then as an airport.

There is a certain delicious New Orleans fatalism in naming your main airport after a pilot who died on that spot because he didn't fasten his seat belt.

Don said...

There was some public art in Saronno dedicated to Italian aviators. Looked like a crashed plane to me. I regret I didn't get a picture.

Anonymous said...

I have basically the same problem as Dr. Zen, I fear.

I'm delighted that you were so tickled by my collective domestic feline term ... and I'd have to suspect that a ride in the dryer would render my own cats a little less high-handed. Not, you know, that I plan to try it.

Granny Snark said...

I travel out of Grand Rapids airport. Its code is GRR which I love writing because it makes me feel like I'm growling.

Sometimes I have so much fun I keep typing GRR in the fields for departure airport and destination airport.

Where are you leaving from?

GRR!

Where is your destination?

GRR!

Okay, I'm going now.